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This is a version of Beer Can Chicken that I made in my new Technique Flame 12″ Covered Casserole w/Removable Roasting Insert.  This casserole can be used on the stovetop, in the oven, and yes, even on the BBQ.  Or so the instructions say; I haven’t tried it on a BBQ yet.

The casserole is pictured below, and is available from QVC for under $40.00.  This is of exscellent quality and is extremely versatile.  In addition to red, it also comes in blue or black.  Direct link to product.

This recipe for Summer Ale Chicken came with the roaster, and I tried it last night.  I cooked it in the oven; it’s a good way to get a dish that is traditionally BBQ’d cooked indoors, with no fear that you’ll set off the emergency exit alarm.  I like this setup for beer can chicken better than using an actual beer or soda can, because it’s more stable, the chicken won’t tip over when you are moving the pan to and from the oven or BBQ grill.

If you do not have this pan and want to try making this at home, you can certainly go ahead and use a beer or soda can.  If you are using canned beer, drink about half of it, never use a full can of liquid for this or else you’ll have a big mess.  Also, use a church-key style can opener to punch a couple more holes in the top of the can.  Then you set the can with the chicken on it in an oven-safe pan, large enough so that you can scatter the vegetables around it.  If you are doing this on a BBQ, the best bet is a large cast iron skillet; cast iron can definitely stand up to the high heat of a grill.

You can also purchase one of many kinds of beer can chicken racks; some of these will hold the can steady.  For some, you don’t need a can at all, you can just pour your beer right into it, much like my casserole/roaster getup.

First, preheat the oven to 350° F.  If using a grill, set it up for indirect cooking.  For a gas grill, turn off one of the burners.  For a charcoal grill, push all of the coals off to one side.  Please note that the grill has to have a lid that is big enough to cover the chicken as it cooks.  Then, you need to make the spice rub:

2 Tablespoons brown sugar
2 Tablespoons paprika
2 Tablespoons coarse sea salt or kosher salt
2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
1 teaspoon dry mustard powder
1 teaspoon chili powder

Just mix it all together.  Then, take a whole chicken (4-5 pounds), rinse it well inside and out, pat dry with paper towels, rub it all over with 1 Tablespoon vegetable oil, and then rub all over with the spice rub, including inside the cavity.  Reserve a little of the rub to add to the beer.

Set up the beer can apparatus.  If you are using the pan I have or something similar, pour your beer into it, don’t fill it up too high.  This recipe calls for a summer ale; I used Samuel Adams Summer Ale.  If using a canned beer, drink about half of it, use the church-key can opener to poke a couple more holes in the top of the can.  If you are using a bottled beer like Sam Adams, and don’t have the roaster insert as I do, you can just wash out an empty soda can and use a funnel to pour the beer into that.  Put any leftover spice rub into the beer, and then carefully place the chicken onto the can or roaster insert, basically you are sticking it up the chicken’s butt – I’ve often seen this method of cooking referred to as “beer-butt chicken”.  If using a can, stand the chicken up in the center the pan you’re using, using the legs to make sort of a tripod.  If using a rack, it will stay put on its own.

Now, slice up a couple of onions and scatter them around the bird.  Season the onions with salt, pepper, thyme, and add one bay leaf.  Place the whole thing in the oven.  If using a BBQ, place it over the part of the grill that is turned off/coal-less, for indirect cooking.  Also, if using a grill, pour some beer over the onions so they don’t burn.

A four-pound chicken will take about 75 minutes to roast in the oven, or about an hour on a BBQ grill.  My chicken was about five pounds and took about 90 minutes in the oven.  It’s done when the inner thigh measures 165° F with an instant-read thermometer, it will cook a little further as it rests.

While the chicken cooks, slice up one zucchini, one yellow summer squash, and one red bell pepper.  Season with salt & pepper.  About 1/2 hour before the chicken is done, add these veggies to the onions in the pan and stir to combine.

Once the chicken is done, remove from the oven or the grill and let rest for about five minutes.  Then, VERY CAREFULLY remove it to a cutting board  The beer will be NASA-hot; if using a can, the easiest and safest way is to grasp the chicken with wads of paper towels, hold with both hands, and then have someone else use tongs to carefully pull the can out of the chicken’s butt.  If you have the pan that I do, the top part of the insert (the part with the holes in it) will likely still be stuck up the chicken’s butt.  But since it has holes and it s tube, there won’t be any liquid in it, so you can pull it out with tongs when you place the chicken on the cutting board.  Still, a lot of liquid may come out of the cavity, so use a large cutting board to avoid a mess.

Carve up and serve with the roasted summer veggies.  Drink the rest of the six-pack of whatever beer you used to cook this with.  Enjoy!

I’ve posted a couple of articles regarding coupon clipping; this one from last October, and this one from yesterday.  I also wrote this article for Helium some time ago, and tonight I found that it had been voted up to #3 in the NO side of the debate over whether couponing is worth your time.

I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – unless you can find lots of coupons for stuff that you would normally buy anyway, it’s usually a waste of time.  Maybe you’ll save money if you live on a diet of name-brand, over-processed junk.  Because that seems to be what most of the coupons in the Sunday paper are for.  As I’ve said before, we stopped getting the paper because there were never enough coupons that we’d actually use to make up for the cost of the paper.  That, and the fact the the telemarketers at the Boston Globe refused to stop calling me to sell me a full-week subscription, when I made it clear I only wanted Sunday.  I told the guy that if they called me one more time, I would cancel.  They called again.  I canceled.  No skin off my ass, and no more coupons for crap like Lunchables, Fruit Roll-Ups, and nasty, sugar-laden cereals.

So when I read stuff about people saying that their financial circumstances “require” them to clip coupons, I scratch my head in confusion.  WHERE do these people get their coupons, and WHAT exactly are they buying?  Is there some super-secret source of coupons for fresh produce, meats, poultry, and seafood?  Is there some little-known newspaper that has coupons for PLAIN rice, beans, flour, oats, etc.?  I ask this because if people are using a ton of coupons and claim to be saving money, they certainly can’t be getting them from the Sunday papers, or even from sites like that CouponSuzy thing.

However, there are occasions when we will use coupons.  For example, we often get store coupons from PetSmart and Petco in email.  Sometimes we get a good one, like $10 off a $50 purchase.  So we just go in there and buy $50 or so worth of Purina Healthful Life, which is the only stuff our kittehs will eat these days.  With five cats, they’ll go through it fast enough, it won’t go stale as long as you don’t open the bag until you need it.  Duh!

But if we got a specific coupon for say, traditional blue-bag Purina Cat Chow, we would not bother to use it.  They used to like this stuff, but we had to throw a whole bunch of it away because they stopped eating it, and eventually, it got stale.  Buying something that your cats won’t eat is a waste of money.

Oh, and parents, don’t bother trying to defend yourselves by telling me that your kids will eat nothing but overprocessed, overpriced chicken nuggets.  It’s YOUR fault for not introducing them to healthier foods at an early age; if you had, you’d be saving a LOT more money now!  Just because other mothers tell you that kids will only eat pizza, hot dogs, and chicken nuggets does not make it true.  If kids get hungry enough, they will eat what is put in front of them, and the more different foods you try, the better results you will have.  The Healthful Life usually costs about a buck more for an 18 pound bag, the cats like it better, and it’s probably better for them.  Even with a more expensive food, feeding cats is cheaper than feeding kids, anyway.

And if there happens to be a sale on the cat food (you usually have to have the rewards cards for PetSmart/Petco to get the sale price), we can save even more.  If we’re already well stocked on cat food when the coupons come to us, we’ll keep checking for sales, and try to buy then.  If not, we just wait until shortly before the coupon expires, or when we next need cat food, before we use it.

Another source of great coupons are the ones from CVS, if you sign up for their ExtraCare card.  Mike practically lives in CVS, he’s always in there picking up some scrip or another.  The more you spend, (there is a $40 cap on prescriptions & co-pays), the more ExtraBucks you earn.  These ExtraBucks can be used just like cash for just about anything in any CVS store, except prescriptions and co-pays.  And then sometimes we get some seriously kick-ass coupons, such as $20 off a $50 purchase of CVS brand products.  It’s not that hard to find $50 worth of CVS stuff that we want to buy and use.   I think they even let him use one of those coupons for his diabetes test strips, since he uses the CVS brand meter and the strips that go with it, they are non-prescription, and they cost over $50.

Shopping at CVS is something we do anyway, and so is buying their brand of products.  Okay, there are some CVS brand duds out there, back when I was still having periods, I found that their tampons are no good.  I liked the Kotex ones, but I wasn’t going to kill myself looking for a coupon for them, or buy a cheaper brand or one that there were coupons for.  If I came upon a coupon, great, but if not, no biggie.  In this case, I just wanted something that I knew worked, because you can’t place a dollar value on avoiding walking around in public with blood all over your crotch because you just HAD to skimp on tampons!

Okay, so here’s the deal—

*Store brand items are USUALLY just as good as brand names (the CVS tampons are the only bad example I can think of at the moment).  And they are usually cheaper than even using a coupon on the name brand.

*Fresh meats, poultry, seafood, produce, as well as PLAIN frozen veggies, PLAIN rice, bags of dried beans, grains such as oats, flour, etc, are ALWAYS cheaper than any processed version, even with coupons.  By PLAIN frozen veggies, I mean just that, just the veggie, no crappy sauce or anything.  By PLAIN rice, I mean rice that comes in ginormous bags for $5.00, not little boxes that come with seasonings, boil-in bags, etc.

*Sign up for rewards cards at places where you would normally shop anyway.  Out of stores, I’d say that the CVS one has had the biggest payoff, and we don’t have to go out of our way for any of it.

*If you eat out and/or travel a lot, consider finding out about rewards from your favorite restaurants/hotels.  We like to eat at the local TGI Friday’s, so I signed up for their Give Me More Stripes card.  In addition to earning “stripes” from eating there, they also send additional money-saving coupons.  I also signed up for Hilton’s HHonors program, since we stay at their properties a lot.  I’ve already earned more than enough points to book a free stay this fall for the New Hampshire Brewers Festival, and will also be booking a room at one of their properties for the Christmas stuff at Old Sturbridge Village, as soon as they announce the dates for that.

*And remember – if you use a coupon for $2.00 off a $7.00 widget that you really don’t need, you did NOT save $2.00 – you are OUT $5.00.

I’ve been seeing the commercial for CouponSuzy.com a zillion times per day.  So I decided to check it out, even though I’m not a big coupon user.  Also, a lot of stores in my area will not take internet coupons.  One store, Market Basket, claimed it was a Massachusetts state law, but I’m not sure of that.  I do know that Shaw’s will take internet coupons, but as far as I know, only those from their own website.

Use of the CouponSuzy site is free, but before you can print anything, you have to download and install some special printing software, which is also free.  This software is compatible with both Windows and Mac computers.

You can search for coupons by category, and even find local coupons, if there are any in your area.  There is also a section that has coupon codes for many popular internet stores, such as Wal-Mart, Best Buy, Target, etc.

But the grocery coupons are all for brand name items, just as the commercial advertises.  If you insist on only using brand-name products, you can see some savings here.  But honestly, we go in for store brands for most stuff, and they are still often cheaper than the name brand, even with a coupon. Always compare costs before you buy anything!

Still, it’s worth checking out – I did see a Sears Optical coupon for two pairs of glasses for $99.  And even factoring in the cost of paper and printer ink, this is probably cheaper than buying the Sunday papers for coupons.  They have a much larger selection, and you do not waste ink and paper because you only print the coupons you select.  So if you don’t need  that ab workout video that’s $2 off, for example, it will not get printed.

Here’s the commercial that is airing now:

I wonder if  perhaps that’s the whole idea behind this silly gimmick.  You have probably seen the ads on TV – this box of beer has a special window that lets you know when the beer inside is cold.  It’s opaque when it’s warm, but becomes see-through when it’s cold enough.  Also, the mountains on the bottles or cans in the box turn blue, so you can be extra sure that it is cold enough for human consumption!

They’ve had the cold indicator on the labels for a while now, so it’s nothing new.  The box thing, though is fairly new.

Coors has also been bragging about how their beer is brewed cold (duh, it’s a Lager, aren’t all Lagers cold-brewed?)  and is kept cold.  I suppose they keep it in one of those steel buildings in the middle of the Rockies, until it’s ready to ship, that way they could save on refrigeration costs.  Why not, they skimp on everything else, most notably beer quality.  The only thing they DON’T seem to skimp on is spending money on stupid advertising gimmicks.

Also, contrary to popular belief, many beers are at their best when they are NOT ice cold, for many, a temperature of 40° F is about right…not completely warm, but cold enough so that you can still taste it.   But since Coors Light is watered-down swill made with cheap ingredients, it might as well be ice cold, because there’s nothing to taste.

Too bad they don’t spend all of this advertising money on actually making a good product.  But that’s okay, I don’t have to buy the crap!

I just got Early Edition:  The Second Season today, it had been on my Wish List for while now, and  finally decided to get it.  If you are not familiar with this show, you can read about it HERE.

This show ran on CBS from 1996-2000.  The main character is Gary (Kyle Chandler).  His wife kicked him out of the house, so he moved into a hotel room.   Shortly thereafter, he starts receiving the Chicago Sun-Times every day, a subscription he n ever ordered always comes with the same orange cat.  Turns out that it’s TOMORROW’S paper, delivered a day early.

Gary’s pal, Chuck (Fisher Stevens) wants to use the information in the paper for personal gain (buying stocks, playing the horses, the lottery, etc).  But Gary wants to use the paper for good, so every week’s show was about Gary going around saving people from fires, accidents, and other bad things.  And after he does his good deeds, he sees the story in the paper change right before his eyes -  a headline that says 10 PEOPLE DIE IN FIRE, changes to 10 PEOPLE SAVED FROM FIRE.  Although there were one or two occasions when Gary needed money, and he did use the paper for his own personal gain, it was not something he wanted to make a practice of.

Gary is joined in his adventures by another good friend, Marissa (Shanésia Davis-Williams). Later in the series, he buys McGinty’s Bar, where he and his friends like to hang out, and gets a love interest in the person of Erica (Kristy Swanson), a bar employee.

This was one of those shows that the whole family could watch, there’s no swearing, sex, or violence.  It’s a truly enjoyable show, the sort we seldom see anymore.

I seriously hope they will follow through and release the final two seasons on DVD.  It’s always a source of annoyance when I’m collecting a TV series, and they either take forever to release later seasons, or just never bother to release them at all.

So, what would YOU do if you got tomorrow’s paper today?  Would you become a do-gooder like Gary, or would you be more like Chuck and want to use it for personal gain?  Or maybe a little of both?  If you work, say, as a low-paid clinislim review writer, maybe arranging to win the Powerball jackpot would be okay.  I’d probably do that.  But I’d feel better about it if I used some of the money to help others, donate to charity, etc.